Here Comes College Life

I swear I'm going to fix this internet connection soon, my router is an outdated BT Voyager supplied to my dad by AOL. Need I say anymore?
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Well' it's been 2 weeks at college now and I'm finally starting to get used to it. The free periods system is a good idea, but I almost certainly get bored within the hour. My main hangout is student services, with some people who are even more insane than I am. I love it!

I realised today that everyone who I made friend with in the last 2 weeks are the polar opposite of me: a stoner, a sport type, 2 gay guys, a punk rock chick and a lesbian. IT MAKES NO SENSE!

In other news, I broke the zip on my jeans, anyone care to help?

College Life or Make Me Famous

My new life at college begins on Monday, but yesterday was when it really hit me, because it was induction day. Basically, I went in, they checked my results, asked me if I wanted to change subjects (I said no, my choices are maths, IT, physics and chemistry) and then gave me my ID card. Naturally, the picture on this made me look like Homer Simpson. I wish people would get with the tech age and at least get a camera with the fucking colour in check.

The rest of the day was spent going to McDonalds with friends, then walking home in the met office's idea of a barbecue summer (ie, the worst rain i've ever fucking seen)

Speaking of the tech age, I installed a new app in flock so that this blog gets posted in blogspot and wordpress at the same time. Might sound lazy... but ehh, I can't be bothered multi tasking.

Now onto other news, I showed my friend Josh my blog last week. He reckons that it's good (oh, pshah) and that he can get me known if he gets enough people to give me shameless plugs. Good luck with that Josh, good luck...

Today Marks the Beginning

Okay, so my fucking internet once again ruined the thursday blog tradition, but I don't care. It only took me 5 minutes to hunt down the word file so I'm not bothered.

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Today is the day when I give a big fuck you to my teenage years and break down the door to adulthood with a battering ram full of napalm. Yes, today I got my GCSE results.

Walking down to school, I was expecting to be mentally shitting myself with fear, but I was surprisingly calm. I guess my subconscious just wanted the waiting to be over. On the way there I saw my ex-girlfriend and for the first time I didn't feel I wanted to try again with her. I guess this is growing up.

Not many people were there to pick up their results yet when I arrived, it's better that way I guess. I just went up and took mine. They were even better than the results I wanted, not only did I have the 5 GCSEs I needed to get into college, I managed to get the full Diploma in Digital Applications award worth an extra 4.

So now the question is, what do I do at college? I have 4 subject spaces to fill. I guess Maths, IT and Science easily fit the bill, but what about space number 4? Who knows what I'll choose for that...

Sorry about the delay everyone.

My internet connection these days ranges from sketchy to horrible. I've tried to post in the last 5 weeks or so, but it fails miserably, lately it's being better but I'm not going to hold out hope. Anyway, I get my GCSE results tomorrow and I feel that will be a good time to restart the blog because it marks a new age or me. If I pass what I need to, I get into college, if I don't I get a job. Simple as that.

I apologise for the shortness of this one, the week's summary is coming in tomorrow's blog.

In which I demolish a wall

A few of yo who know me in real life may have noticed that my garden wall was damaged a while ago. Guess which sucker my mum persuaded to break down the rest so that we could build a new one? That's right, me. I went to the doctors today, turns out I fractured my wrist again doing that shitty slave labour.

In other news, I'm now almost ready to unveil the secret project i've been working on for a while.

Procrastination

Went over to my cousin's house in Osset today. When I got there I found her doing a rather shitty job of washing her mum's car. Things happened and not much later we were all drenched in water. At one point we played wet hide and seek, where you have until the other person has finished filling a bucket to hide somewhere on the street. She took so long I got bored, wrote "Glen Ramsey is a Penis" (if you're reading this from the endorphin forums, that's Doget, he goes to school with my cousin) on the van I was hiding behind then snuck behind her and tipped the full bucket in her face.

In other news, yesterday I got totally bored of trting to find whatever the hell evolves into Lucario in Pokemon Diamond and I just went out to buy Action Replay DS instead. I quickly went from a pokedex of 149 seen to a National Dex of 493 caught. The only downside to this is that i can no longer get some of the legendaries. So far I have Shaymin, Dialga, Giratina and the Lake Trio. Does anyone have a clue how to get Darkrai?(I have the card, I just have no ida what to do, the inn is still locked.)

Regarding recent events.

Had a huge ruckus with my mum last week because it was her birthday on the same day as fathers day. I bought her a present but not my dad (Oh noes, he doesn't get a present for the made up fucking holiday EEK!). The real reason was that I had no money which is her fault anyway for not giving me any when she knew full well there were 2 holidays coming up. I had £15 to spend.

Enough of that, I was feeling really lonely all week because school is over and my friends call for me once every blue fucking moon. I remember once they didn't call because I was too far away, yet they called for the dude that lives opposite me. Lying bastards.

In other news, Michael Jackson died this week after a miscalc from his doctor. This marks the first time he's been fucked over by anyone over the age of 12. I do appreciate MJ's talent but I just don't like any of his music. Or for that matter, his sense with money. He spent $7 million (a world record) on the video for Scream. I could pay Barry Nix £50 (that's about $80) and get him to make a better CG space ship.

Ah fuck yes! I just looked in a draw and found the USB stick I've been looking for for weeks. Now I can finally transfer my shit over to my good comp.

(Jordan~)